![]() ![]() Driving a ball 350 yards into the horizon surrounded by the command of the Atlantic Ocean? Say it with me: King shit. Regular golf is boring and driving ranges are crowded and filled with Kevins. Speaking of golf, all you have to do is lay down one patch of turf on the top deck and boom, the whole world is you driving range. ![]() Invest in a bow, spear or rod and you can fish from your living room, self-sustaining in a fashion that dickbag Kevin and his stupid ass Brooks Brothers golf polos can’t even fathom. Nobody is watching because you’re in the middle of the fucking ocean. And if you want, you can jump into your piss, that’s the beauty. You love the Buff man.Įvery morning when you wake up, you can greet the world by pissing right off one side of the deck and jumping in to let the cold salt water awaken you off the other. You own your own destiny, bound to no one location, commanding the seas from port to port while listening to Jimmy Buffet, drinking hurricanes and praying for no actual hurricanes. You’re something greater now: a captain on the high seas. Once you step foot on the poopdeck, (I have absolutely no idea if a houseboat can even have a poopdeck, but I’ll be damned if I pass up an opportunity to use that term) you’re no longer, a man, homeowner, virgin or whatever you were before. Kevin, who lives in the biggest house within woodland ridge housing sub development, who has a beautiful wife, strong jawline, full head of hair and dream job, Kevin is just a homeowner, a fucking plebeian. They mock me, a physical representation of my dreams, so close, but yet so far.Ī houseboat is not just a combination of a place to live and a seafaring vessel, it’s an immediate title. Walking over the Providence River every day, I see a marina graced by the presence of these elegant luxuries. There is no greater attainable luxury than living on a houseboat, it’s the height of class and sophistication. ![]() That is, not without humanity’s greatest invention: the houseboat. It’s a simple fact, you can’t live on the ocean, you’ll drown, you idiot. It gives us almost everything we need: food, agriculture leisure, but for residence, it is a barren mistress. We evolved from it, and as humans it seems as if we are perpetually drawn to it. The National Collective for a Fair and Lasting Peace between Palestinians and Israelis said it ‘’denounces this threat to freedom of expression,’’ and pledged to continue holding actions to support the Palestinian people.All life present on land, be it mammalian, reptilian or whatever else, owes a debt to the sea. Pro-Palestinian associations decried the move. It said pro-Palestinian demonstrations should be banned and those who defy bans should be arrested, ‘’because they are susceptible to disrupt public order.’’ Interior Minister Gerald Darmanin sent a directive to local prefects on Thursday, seen by The Associated Press, calling for a further tightening of security around Jewish schools, synagogues and other sites. More than 2,000 cases of antisemitic speech have been reported to an online watchdog force. The French government has reported 24 arrests for more than 100 antisemitic acts in France since Hamas attacked Israel on Saturday, including verbal abuse, people caught with knives near Jewish schools and synagogues and a drone equipped with a camera spotted over a Jewish cultural center. The Paris prosecutor’s office opened an investigation Thursday into the killings and suspected kidnappings. Macron said that 13 French citizens in Israel have been killed in the current fighting, with 17 people missing, many believed held hostage by Hamas. With several French-Israeli citizens believed held hostage by Hamas, Macron pledged that France would protect its Jewish citizens and be ’’ruthless toward all those who bear hate,″ and noted concerns about hostility toward France’s Muslims too.įighting in the Middle East in the past has led to tensions in France, which is estimated to have the world’s third-largest Jewish population after Israel and the U.S., and the largest Muslim population in Western Europe. to international fractures,″ Macron pleaded. ’’Let us not bring ideological adventures here (to France) by imitation or by projection. Soon before Macron spoke in a televised address to the nation about the Mideast conflict, Paris police used tear gas and water cannon to disperse pro-Palestinian protesters who had defied a ban and demonstrated Thursday against the Israeli government. President Emmanuel Macron urged French people not to allow the war in the Mideast erupt into tensions at home. PARIS - France’s interior minister on Thursday ordered local authorities to ban all pro-Palestinian demonstrations amid a rise in antisemitic acts since Hamas attacked Israel over the weekend. ![]()
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